You’re Next

A few weeks back Mike and I decided to rent a horror movie because it’s been forever since we’ve watched one. We chose You’re Next because it was On Demand on Dish.

You’re Next

Director: Adam Wingard

Stars: Sharni VinsonJoe Swanberg,  and AJ Bowen

Runtime: 1 hour, 35 minutes

Plot Summary: (from IMDb) When a gang of masked, ax-wielding murderers descend upon the Davison family reunion, the hapless victims seem trapped… until an unlikely guest of the family proves to be the most talented killer of all.

Rating: Skip It.

Well, at least it was short. It really was a pretty terrible movie.  There was a lot of gore, which one would expect from a good horror movie, but it all seemed unrealistic and the jokes fell flat. I miss the days of the good horror movie.

Ratings Explanation:

  • Theater: This means the movie is awesome. Go see this movie in the theater – well worth the $100 you’ll spend for a night out to see it on the big screen!
  • On Demand: Since no one actually rents movies anymore, this category has changed to On Demand. This means it’s a great movie, but it is as good at home as it is in the theater and worth seeing a little sooner.
  • TV: This means the movie is ok. Wait for it to show up on HBO and see it for free.
  • Skip It: Movie sucks, don’t waste your time.